Abrams's Star Trek

Staff Writer: Grave Digger

3 1/2 out of 5 Shovels - Action/Adventure Movie
2 out of 5 Shovels - Star Trek Reboot

Trekkies hang on, JJ Abrams has taken off with his version of the beloved television and movie franchise. Though full of adventure and action, Abrams sticks a lot of attitude down the throats of the viewer. Kirk is a rebellious, yet genius level punk. Spock does not have control of his emotions. Uhura struts about as eye candy and Spock's love interest. No one can understand Chekov. Sulu is great with a sword. Scottie is rash and crazy. And Bones is a germ, space, and person -ophobe.

If someone who did not know the Trek universe and saw this movie, then this person would probably give the movie an above average rating. There is, however, an overabundance of danger, action, and whatever can be thrown at the audience, is, well thrown.

As a Trek lover since a very young age, I did not enjoy this film as a Star Trek movie. The departure from the original series is vast enough to leave a chasm in one's chest. Changes in the timeline left the characters scarred and stereotypical. Now Kirk is the unpredictable and hubrius laden hero. Spock will be forever be pulled in two emotional directions. Uhura will have no storyline accept what Spock does with her. Bones, Chekov, Sulu, and Scottie will remain comic relief; one-liner deliverers.

This balance isn't the same. The chemistry isn't the same. Spock is flat. Kirk is over the top. Bones is, I'm not sure what they've done to him.

Don't misunderstand, the actors did a great job bringing the nuiances of their iconic characters to life with voice, gesture, and intensity. The storyline and direction did not serve them well. Brilliant actors with little to act on. Action, danger, and suspense is great when in harmony with comedy, romance, and drama, but not in this piece. Abrams did not take liberities with the franchise he steamed rolled over it.

With a $76 million opening weekend, I doubt we have seen the last of the series. I just hope the second installment takes us back to a better movie instead of creating a live-action video game.

Bones

Staff Writer: Samuntha Mackenzie

3 ½ out of 5 Shovels
The fourth season opens with Yanks in the U.K. This two-hour episode was in fact two different episodes glued together by a trip to England.

First, Bones and Boothe are brought into an investigation because of an English professor’s infatuation with her. She spoke at his university. The second plot begins with the murder of said professor.

While Bones is always good, this premiere could have been on two different nights. This episode did not feel tied as a coherent two-hour event.

Though Boothe driving in England was fun, the teaser trailer had a better and hilarious scene that was not in the episode.

Bones is on FOX Wednesdays.

Cast:
Emily Deschanel - Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan
David Boreanaz - Agent Seeley Booth
Michaela Conlin - Angela Montenegro
TJ Thyne - Dr. Jack Hodgins
Tamara Taylor - Dr. Camille Saroyan
John Francis Daley - Dr. Lance Sweets